Darwin Retarded Munkey Henringtion

(cool picture of firework question mark!!!!!)
So! Now that retarded munkey has a name, Darwin Retarded Munkey Henrington, I need a name for his new blog...HELP!! I was at first thinking Where in the World is Darwin, but it was too much like where in the world is waldo. And now, I am stuck! It has to be something about travelling because the blog is going to be about pictures of Darwin all around the world. So it should relate to that....thank you very much!!!

--Emiko

EMERGENCY POST: retarded munkey needs a name!

as you may be wondering why i spelled monkey munkey is because this is a munkey not a monkey!! the one problem is...he doesnt have an official name...so here is the story: i made him out of jersey cloth and a pattern. i thougght he was gonna look super cool and cute! weeellllll i was right but he/she (it doesnt have a gender yet either :S) was cute but kind of retarded...and that is why i am currently calling it retarded munkey. i am trying to come up with a cool name but i cant so hopefully, one of you people out in thw world can help me with the name and gender!!! with this i am hoping to start a new blog (and keep this one aswell) about the travels of munkey...so whenever you think of a good name just tell me because...i dont want him to be nameless...:( oohhh! one important detail...if you havent guessed he is kinda retarded looking because his tail is like 10 times the size of his body...so yeah look at his tail in the pic...

on another note i will tell you about munkey: he lives in a world of total randomness which means my world because my world is total randomness...yayay!! here is a pic of his world...

pretty cool right?? wel...leave suggestions for a first, last, or middle name please!! thanks!!

DOMO-nation----DOMOnation of the entire world around us!!!

for many of you...this will mark your first encounter with Domo-kun!! bow in his presence.... no im just kidding but this guy has publicity better that brittany spears during her "i am going to shave my head and go to rehab" period. i mean ligiterally (my new word: a mix of ligit and literally...love it right??) anyway back from that small detour...this guy has twitter. a japanese childrens show star has twitter!! next thing you know barney is going to have a myspace and teletubbies will have individual facebook pages!!!
on a totally different level of coolness..............................there is a dress that is domo-ified!!!! it is a television character in a dress!!!!!! here we come!! the roads of milan will be flooding with barney's and teletubbies alike!! maybe it will be the absoloute pinacle of fashion!!! celebrities will be sporting purple dinosour outfits. let me just ask you a question...is there a dress that looks like paris hilton....NO THERE IS NOT!!!!! i will say i told ya so if one day the most fashionable people in the world are wearing tv's on they're stomachs and have basic geometrical shapes above their heads!!!!!

the coolest vending machine ever!!!!!

This is a cool vending wachine..right? well you havent seen anything yet because this next one is about to blow you away! here to the right, you see a cool looking vending machine in Japan. this is just standard i think. anyway....the next vending machine i am going to talk about is a pet washing station that costs $5!!! yes! your dog or cat could get a shampoo, condition, rinse, and blowdry for $5!!!!!!!! could you imagine??!!! total clean-ness without having to lay a finger on your dirty pet!! This way, it is also saving you money. you dog could be groomed without the crazy price that you have to pay!!!! soon enough you could probable get anything in a vending machine!!!!!!!! Future here we come!!!!!!


Here is a link to a youtube video!!!! coolness right!!
click HERE for the link!!! :)

elements of cone hugging - cones want to be loved too!!!

if anyone were to read this post...they would think...why would anyone write about hugging a cone? for those of you who thought this, i dont blame you for i did not know until today the real joy of hugging a cone. in this blog post i will begin to instruct you on the way of cone hugging. to start you must select a comfortable cone for you. it should be about the size of a regular road cone. (these can be found at hardware stores) some are stiffer that others. continue to then hug the cone!!! it is that simple! you can also lean on your cone, pet your cone, or even cuddle with it!! and i will assure you that your cone will not give you the wierd stares that some people look at you with when you hug them because cones are very loving beings!!!

SUPER EXCITED-NESS!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my gosh!!!! i have just discovered one of the coolest things in the world!!! alice in wonderland book of shadows by urban decay!!! it has like a little pop-up scene of alice walking through a forest of mushrooms with the catapillar on top of one of the mushrooms! that is not all!! if you open the secret compartment draw then you see an array of different eyeshadows and an eyelid primer and two eyeliners (one in teal and the other in black) these different eyeshadows are the most popular kinds that urban decay offers but called different whimsical names such as "Alice" (a light blue) or "White Rabbit" (a shimmery white)!!! sadly...it is sold out almost every where :( :( :( but i will keep trying to look for it! so far i have only found it available on ebay.com. for all of you alice fans...keep your eye out for this rare collectable!!!

the mad hatter!!!

as i am sure..many of you have heard of the new alice in wonderland that is coming out soon! i have decided to talk about the pure awesomeness! he looks like a mad man! really! as a fact that i believe that you should know...one might be called a mad hatter because in the old days hatmakers would use mercury on hats to waterproof them. the only problem with this is that murcury mad all of these "hatters" mad. and that is how you get the term "mad hatter" or "mad as a hatter". so back to johnny depps character. the mad hatter in the new alice in wonderland is very cool looking but in a very creepy way!!! i absoloutly LOVE his hat! i mean who wouldnt like that hat!! it is frickin amazing!! I attempted to make a replica that i will post a picture of later when i get the chance. anyway!! it hits theaters this weekend so CHECK IT OUT!!

it is not the same story as the disney animated movie that many of you have seen. it is actually about alice accidentally falling down the rabbit whole when she is nineteen and does not recollect anything. from here she finds a certain wonderland which at first she thinks is a dream come true soon turns into a nightmare! alice is played by the australian actress mia wasikowska. it is her first movie so i guess she will be one to look for!! if you are wondering about the last name her mother is polish but she was born in australia. go figure!!

mini zen garden!!! :)

this is really cool!!!!! a computer powered zen garden!!!!! it has like a little plug that you plug into your USB slot in your computer and then this water flows through it!!!! it is like just a totally random piece of coolness!!!! i would want to sit at my desk and just have this little bamboo waterfall next to me...i think that would be very soothing and ..... not to mention cool!!!!! and another positive quality..you can engage your inner zen while typing away at your computer!!! and as i say.... find your inner zen and then apply to the concept of life...not really but it sounds really cool!!! oohhh!!! here is a picture!
and here is a link to the video!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VVLNpDGzA&feature=player_embedded

a dog with a heart!!!!!!

this puppy was born in norther japan with a heart on his butt!!! and then his younger brother a year later was born with a heart just like lovekun (it is a japanese name for the dog which is cool!!) who wouldn't kill for a chihauau with a heart on its butt!!!! it looks sooo cute!!! i am pretty sure that japan must be just like blessed with super cute things like..... this drawing. it is a piece of sushii and yet it looks so adorable!!!!!!! it is like smiling/winking/gasping/just adorable looking!!!!